The Head Spa Massager. Looking like some small town theatre company stage prop from Star Wars The Musical, this puppy promises to relieve your tension by making you laugh hysterically…what? Ah. Sorry. By stimulating your blood circulation and stuff. $49.95.
This patented Italian design incorporates Japanese engineering and utilizes acupressure to relax and soothe your problems away. It’s like thousands of tiny fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp. Simply place our Brain Spa Head Massager on your head and feel the tension miraculously leave your body. Suitable for any age, this massager stimulates blood circulation and helps to relieve stress…Its rechargeable battery makes it totally portable and easy to use anytime and anywhere.
and it goes perfectly with my tinfoil hat!
…and aromatherapy sandals? :-)