HeadBanger. $9.95.

‘Ever feel like banging your head against the wall? Now’s your chance without the concussion. When your stress is put to the test take out your very own HeadBanger unit and start cranking the crank. You’ll be instantly relieved as the little man keeps smacking his head to the wall. Caution: It’s advisable to keep your office door closed while performing this therapy it can be considered somewhat odd.’