This Holographic Candlelit Dinner Kit is pretty awesome, if by awesome you mean a completely insane waste of time, money and what pitiful credibility you have left after the last stupid stunt you pulled to try and catch a mate. But hey, there’s some people selling Valentine’s chocolates, for Pete’s sake, how lame is that? $5.99.
Included in this kit is a candle, for creating that point-source of light (photons a by-product of the combustion of parrafin), and two thin-film glasses etched with a pattern designed to diffuse the light-waves into a heart-shaped rainbows. So now, you and your hyper-intelligent mate can hold hands, gaze longingly into each others eyes, and discuss diffraction and wave-particle duality.