Dude, forget about that two second tent, or even the solar powered self lighting version. What you really really need is an instant dog house. For those times when your argument moves at the speed of light. Heh, waddya mean it’s too small? $79.95.
Unlike traditional dog houses that are heavy and require time-consuming assembly, this is the comfortable, well-vented pet shelter that pops up or folds away in less than five seconds. Ideal for taking on vacations, for a day at the park, or simply at home in the yard, the dog house is easily moved from place to place in its own compact storage bag that can be carried in one hand or using the attached shoulder strap.