If you’re a real pet lover, you’ll know that there are few things which delight them more than a thoughtfully chosen piece of apparel. Gifts such as hamster booties, parakeet scarves and suchlike are always received with a grateful snort and much scuttling, sniffing and other signs of pleasure.
So we’re happy to introduce you all to the Inflatable Unicorn Hat For Cats, which we believe will transform the life of your humble household moggy. Now instead of skulking ninja like through the tall grass, his path will be trackable from the International Space Station. Not only that but his or her cat colleagues in the neighborhood will be awed and amazed by the new found elegance this headgear confers.
We do however foresee one small impediment to full enjoyment of this delicious accoutrement. You may have to re-engineer your cat-flap to accommodate passage. We note also that the wearing of this headgear will in no way confer magical powers on your feline, save for the ability to deliver scowls of angry disdain. Meanwhile we’ll just grab a drink and sit down here to watch. $6.23.