I mean, it’s bad enough receiving spam at the best of times. But what’s with the onset of insane ramblings? I just received this in my inbox. Huh???

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Hello,
If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:
1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter.
2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.
I need a reliable source!!
Please only reply if you are reliable. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at:[email protected]
nigelpollocknigelpetersonKOQfyeoLFumKtJ

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Sunday, November 3, 2002 at 07:49:29
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