The Jukebox Lamp iPod Charger gets this the Hideous Gadget of the Week Award from us. Oh yes it does. Yeah we know it’s easy to be snarky when you’re not the one having to come up with ‘interesting new designs, Johnson’, but c’mon. Even a myopic elephant could tell that this was lacking something in the elegant stakes. Ah well. It’s got flashing lights, internal speakers and a clock and FM radio. Happy are we. $99.95.

 Coolest ever lamp has a Jukebox that plays and charges your iPod®! Turn it on and the authentic Jukebox lights up with bright LEDs. Dock your iPod at the base for charging and listen to your tunes through the built-in speakers. Or listen to the built-in FM radio. Also has an alarm clock.