This Jumpin Banana American Flag Alarm Clock, rouses you in the morning through sheer heart wrenching patriotism. Or annoyance if you’re a Johnny foreigner perhaps. Not only do you get the bugle call reveille and a slowly rising stars and stripes, but…heavens…a proper cannon boom to signal the hour is nigh. $19.95.

It is, of course, made in China.

 Aaaaahhhh-ten SHUN! It’s time to wake up way too early to the time-honored bugle call of reveille! If you can get your eyeballs peeled open, you’ll see the soldiery guy raise American Flag slowly up the mast. Then–BOOM!–the cannon goes off. This clock is sure to wake you up and do so quite patriotically. Includes LR44 battery.