The Lifemax Sneezer Beam promises to vaporize your nasty hay fever problems through the canny use of light. Simply stick the two frickin’ laser light beam rods into your nasal cavities and let the photons ‘inhibit the cells that release histamine’. Three minutes a day, three times a day should do it. Or your snuffles back. £39.95.
Sneezer Beam is an amazing medical breakthrough in the way we treat the symptoms of rhinitis and hay fever. A medically approved device with full CE certification, it uses dual-wavelength phototherapy to relieve allergic symptoms like congestion, runny nose, watery eyes and headaches. It works by emitting combined dual beams of 940 and 652 nanometres into the nostrils. This natural, non-invasive therapy inhibits the cells that release histamine, significantly reducing allergic reactions and inflammation of the sensitive mucous membranes.
It’s life Jim, shoot to kill…shoot to kill….It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, shoot to kill….