Yep, they’ve finally gone and done it. This Light & Sound Speaker Hat combines an amplified speaker system with a flashing equalizer panel, so not only will you annoy people on the bus with some incredibly boring thump thump, but now they can sear their eyeballs with the purgatory of an LED light dance swirling above your ears. They don’t deserve you, do they? $31.99.
Featuring two light-up graphic equalizer panels and built in speakers, this headgear will not only keep your ears warm it allows you to listen to music as it glows along to the beat! This means that as well as being a top hat (but not a Top Hat!) you can attach your iPod or other MP3 player, mobile phone, or whatever you’re using to play your music and the amplified speakers provide excellent quality sound.
I would only buy this if it were synchronized to my voice.