Canned Goods Production Machine. Cool stuff, peeps, create your very own 1 minute per can factory production line in the bedroom. Think of the fun you can have (geddit?) coming up with new products to sell. Hair clippings, belly button fluff, London Fog (a sure fire winner with folks from Arizona I believe), or even corned beef from King Arthur’s Square Table. Knock up a quick web site and bingo, you’re an Internet zillionnaire. The unit costs around $253.00 in yen like substances with some cans, labels and lids thrown in. Eat yer heart out Mrs Heinz.