Malem Bedwetting Alarm with Vibration. Multiple bedwetting alarm system could save your mattress, marriage and sanity in extreme circumstances. Set the alarm, choose the tone and clip the sensor somewhere appropriate. Nature will do the rest, but judging by the reviews it may take a while. $109.95.
The Malem SELECTABLE combines light, sound and vibration to help even the deepest sleeper wake. A selection switch can be easily set to sound only, sound and vibration or vibration only. This alarm also has the added feature of allowing you to choose either eight different tones or one single sound. On the eight tone setting, one tone is activated each time the alarm is triggered to prevent audio accommodation, while the one tone setting allows you to choose your favorite sound to hear each time the alarm goes off. The alarm is connected to a clip-on sensor which detects moisture. This new Easy-Clip sensor easily clips and anchors to the outside of any close fitting underwear for boys or girls.
It just needs someone to rig this up with a Taser and it’ll be perfect.
Bob, you need help. Really! :-)