Money To Burn Firelighters look just like a roll of £50.00 notes, but they’re not. At least not yet. [insert suitable credit crunch joke here]. They’re made from wax and paper, burn for 15 minutes, are NOT manufactured in Harare and are perfect for those dinner parties where the conversation is likely to be boring and predictable. £9.99.
These 6 novelty fire lighters are made from paper and slow burning wax and will stay alight for 15 minutes. Should you not make a habit of burning unsatisfactory possessions, they can also be used for barbeques, bonfire nights or any other celebration at which one wishes to appear filthy rich. So go forth, and burn baby burn.