I say, dear boy, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? No? Well, how about a speaker that will allow me to listen to some fly jams that rock my world?

The Monocle Speaker is a jolly good way to listen to your favorite tunes like a Sir, although I wouldn’t advise holding it your eye like a regular monocle because it would make people wonder about you… and not in a good way.

This tiny speaker packs a big sound with its 40mm driver, and the brushed-metal speaker grill and retro-style nylon USB / Micro-USB charging cable will have you looking as good as your music sounds.

The full duplex enabled microphone allows for this slick speaker to also be used as a hands-free speaker phone, and a full charge via USB will keep you talking or listening for up to five hours with no problem at all.

You can add all this sophistication and class to your music arsenal for $65.79.