The Motorized Umbrella Controller with Remote Control says more about your patio smarts than a brace of laughing gnomes ever will. It speaks also of affluence, power, intelligence and a desperate desire to avoid any form of physical exertion. Good luck with the cardiogram. $99.99.
Impress neighbors and guests by automatically opening and closing your patio umbrella remotely using a table-mounted switch or a wireless remote control. The Motorized Umbrella Controller’s RF remote control has a 40-foot range and even works through walls and glass, allowing control from inside your home on inclement days. This remote-control patio umbrella motor works with all patio and market umbrellas up to 10 feet in diameter, with metal or wood poles, hand-cranks, rope lifts, or manual lift systems.