Look, if you’re really serious about being out there, then you’re going to need to up your game a little bit. It’s fine to grow Appalachian chilli peppers on the windowsill and only watch Chinese soap shows, but if you really want to make your mark you may need one of these…ahem…puppies on your keychain.

The Motz Wooden Pet Speaker comes from the same people that brought us the Acorn speaker, so we know we’re in good, if a little crazy, hands. This 100% hand-made item features a full wooden speaker, complete with a rechargeable Lithium battery, as well as an integrated FM Radio. Yeah, amazing eh?

Our real applause is however reserved for the design of the input socket, which gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘committed audio’. Anyhoo, moving right along, the speaker is made of apricot woods, and includes a USB connector for charging. No idea where they’ve stuck that socket, and we’re definitely not going to ask. You can pick one of these cute things up for $29.99.Woof!