The news has already started reporting on the second coming of the Polar Vortex for 2015. It’s October, so it isn’t too far away. I’m getting chills just thinking about it, and not good chills either. These are chills of fear and phantom cold. But then I look at the Narwhal USB Heated Plush Slippers and think maybe it won’t be so bad.
These Narwhal slippers are extremely cute! They’re the unicorns of the sea you know. As slippers, they’re warm and cozy, but plug them into your USB port and they’ll heat your little toes up and fight back the chill of cold winter floors. The cable is detachable so you can heat them up a bit and then walk around without dragging the cord with you. Although the cord is 57” long, so you could make short trips I guess. If you don’t mind looking a bit weird.
They’re one size fits most, but if you’re above a men’s size 12 then these are not the slippers for you, sorry. Spot clean and air dry only! These narwhals are great at being slippers but not so great at being actually narwhals so they can’t swim. The Narwhal USB Heated Plush Slippers are $24.99.