The Ionmax Negative Ion Inverter Lamp. Now peeps, we have absolutely no chuffin’ idea what a negative ion inverter lamp is, but even if we did, we would still want to repeat the words over and over again in a litany of mindless self absorbed joy, pouring from our lips in a fountain of fragrant laughter. A$149.00.
Negative Ion Technology – Anions are believed to Activate enzymes in the body and increase disease resistance. They are also known to Combine with floating dust (positive ions) to clean the air and Counteracts high voltage static from televisions and computer equipment. When spending long hours in front of a lamp you really want the one that will make that time more pleasant and refreshing that’s why the Ionmax inverter lamp is the right lamp for you.
If anything, they should just sell it as a regular lamp. The design is rather nice!
Ah yes, but who’s going to pay that much for just ‘a lamp’? :-)