Up till now there’s been something of a conflict of interest between warm and convenient. You want to chat on your mobile phone in the cold wind? You’ve got to suffer cold ears. You want to have warm ears? You can’t have a chat on your phone. But no longer peeps.

The NoiseHush BT500 Bluetooth Earmuff Headphones With Mic is, as the very long name suggests, a set of headphones which offer a full handsfree experience while keeping your ears nice and toasty. You may think that warm ears are a luxury that should be reserved for royalty and members of Antarctic chess teams, but you’re wrong. The 1908 Comfortable Extremities Act, actually makes it a crime to …”prevent or otherwise impair any person from the legitimate enjoyment of cosy ear holes…”. You have been warned.

Luckily law abiding citizens can now keep up with their obligations by making sure they use this product, which is good because they’re made from some 100% wool and apparently offer some ‘advanced audio technology’ to let you chat on your phone and hear it all crystal clear. We’re wondering however if you’ll be as happy with the $89.99 price tag.