Once upon a time there was an amazing mobile phone company, which led the world in the quality, technology and robustness of its products. Then along came a nasty man with a black polo neck shirt and took it all away from them.

Now that company is adrift, and producing products which may still be good, but no-one really cares. Except those with no money. Behold the Nokia 100, selling in the UK for £4.99 with no contract required (and you can apparently get a cash back on that if you know where to look).

The good news is that there are some people who may still actually appreciate the company for its traditional strengths. Lest we forget what life was like back in the day.