Question. Should cosmetic gadgetry be outlawed as a matter of public safety? And if so, how far would you go, ban contact lenses too? Anyhoo, apparently there’s a constituency of people who feel aggrieved by the shape of their nose. Many seem to hail from the Asian continent, but it’s a global phenomenon, and there are lots of products catering to this dissatisfaction.
The Nose Secret is one such product. These little splints fit inside the nostrils and do something mysterious to re-shape the nose to be more pleasant or something. We have to say, from the photos on the various galleries, we can’t really see much of a difference, but the website assures us that the product is ‘an instant nose job alternative‘, so who are we to argue?
You can get them in a variety of sizes, starting at $25.95 for a single set, which gets you the splints themselves, a removal tool and instructions. Apparently you’re not meant to wear them for too long each session, and if they start drifting around up there, call the fire brigade immediately. Yeah, we’re kidding.