Open It. Yep, this definitely looks like the Heckler & Koch of package openers. No more Mission Impossible type struggles against impossible odds. Just chop open the Kevlar inspired plastic bubble pack, snip your way through the Depleted Uranium product ties and finally slice open the cardboard retaining block to release the prisoner before the alarm goes off. Time to banish those pack-time hassles for ever. $14.99.
I was going to say that it needed a hand guard, but the offset blades look to remedy that.
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