We’ve all had those moments. The ones where the straw and the camel’s back meet, where reason is lost and all desire to live fades like a penguin’s flight plans. But every cloud has a silver carpet so they say.

This Panic Button will rush to your aid in crisis, so fear not gentle traveler. Instead of kicking the tortoise or hurling that precious Walmart reproduction Van Gogh out the window, just press the nice friendly red button and let the scream vent your rage. The thing even comes with a hole in the back so you can hang it on the wall for ultra easy access.

By the way, if you need ultra easy access, perhaps you should think about the bits of your life that could do with a lube and tune, or even a complete overhaul. Just sayin’. Priced at a frustration-less $12.03. Yeah good question, why the 3? Why not 7? Runs on 2 AA batteries.