Forget about water bombs or nerf guns, this here PC Prankster is the ultimate nerd tool against tyranny. Plug it into a USB port on the target computer and snigger as the victim suffers random mouse movements, caps lock hell and garbage text. Oh ho ho Mr Boss man. £21.95. Please note that we are upright standing citizens and cannot condone acts of torture, cruelty or other painful deliverance to any PHBs. No matter how deserved.
The Prankster is highly annoying, but it’ll never activate the ‘enter’ key or close or save documents, so it’s mostly mischievous, not super-dangerous. However, it probably shouldn’t be used on computers that control nuclear reactors, security systems for genetically recreated dinosaur parks and/or zombie experimentation units, captured alien spacecraft or freezers packed with delicious ice cream