Penfriends for Pets. Peter may have the gaff on how to upgrade your pet, but Odie and Daimler II clearly know how to keep it happy. Priced from A$325.00 per annum.

‘Give your special �companion� the ultimate unique gift – his or her own personal pet penfriend from Australia. Let them eagerly await their own mail delivery. Oodles of tales for tails! Three specially designed packages to cater for all tastes. The choice is uncomplicated �Adorable, Beautiful or Cherished.’