We’re desperately trying to work out why you would need to embed an xGB flash memory drive inside a whistle, but we’re failing to come up with anything. You’re worried about being mugged and your accounts data being stolen? You live in a foggy city and often get lost on your way to work? You act as a part-time referee at the weekends and need to keep the game rules close to hand at all times?

Whatever the reason, you’re going to be needing this PNY Whistle USB Flash Drive, because it, like, does what you want dude. We are unfortunately not told how loud the whistle is, or in what pitch, or even whether it includes a warble tone, but we do know that the device is compatible with Mac, PC and Linux computers and will withstand temperatures up to 60C. Phew, well that’s a relief.

The 8GB model costs $20.00, 16GB runs to $28.00 and the 32GB costs $48.00. Peep, peep!