Both of Valve’s Portal games have spawned a legion of followers who love nothing more than to quote the game on a regular basis. It shows just how much that company knows their audience. Thankfully, they also realize that those same people crave real-life products that reflect the ones they love in the games. The latest such product is a simple picture of Cave Johnson, which is a replica of one seen throughout Portal 2.
Well, I suppose it’s not just a simple picture, as it talks. In fact, that’s the best part about it. Using either a motion-sensor, or a button, the portrait will recite one of 13 different phrases spoken by Cave Johnson throughout the course of the game. And before you ask, yes, the entire lemon rant is in there. The portrait measures 15 1/2” x 11 1/2” and is printed on the finest (note: not actually the finest) canvas, and has a pine frame. You’ll need to be patient, as this $40 item is already sold out, and won’t be available again until next month.