This PP3 Machine thing is absolute proof that civilisation is teetering on the brink of…well something. What does it do? It spins round in circles and the eyes flash? Why? No really, why? Hey, pay me £7.99/$16.78 and I’ll spin round in a circle and flash my eyes. Sheesh!
At the heart of this machine is a PP3 battery. Switch him on, and the eyes flash, and PP3 spins round in circles. Apparently PP3 thinks he is in charge. Of what we are not sure. All this spinning round in circles might seem a little pointless. But maybe that IS the point.