Fish are great pets if all you want to do is have something to stare at. Or for your cat to stare at. If you’re tired of feeding those freeloaders with very little in entertainment return, check out the R2 Fish School Complete Fish Training Kit.
When most people say ‘fish school’ they mean the group of like creatures that travel underwater. Not an actual institution of learning. With this kit you can turn your aquarium to an elite training facility where only the smartest prevail. This is a real product where you can allegedly teach your fish to play sports, swim through tubes, and do tricks for your amusement. Considering just keeping a goldfish from jumping out of a tank to its death is tricky, this seems like a tall order.
There’s a 45 minute long DVD and full color manual that will teach you to get your fish to do tricks. Fish training is serious business. It allegedly uses a food based reward system to train the animals. The R2 Fish School Complete Fish Training Kit is $64.94.