Well it’s that time of the year again. When men are men and ladies are expecting. Something. A little extra. No, we’re not talking about the summer sales, but about that most romantic of times, Cupid’s Day. Now if you’re a boring sort, you’ve probably made plans for a quiet dinner, a dozen of nature’s finest petals and a trinket or two to round the evening off. But if you’re truly gonzo, you need something different. Bold and different.

This Recording Red Rose is the perfect way to express your admiration enjoyment desire love in a way that will fit your circumstances perfectly. Are you an admirer from afar? Then record a nice bland message with some Elton John in the background. If things a bit more serious you can go the whole hog and throw in some sultry and Barry White. It’s your choice.

The rose will also complement your message with some totally random tunes (we’re crossing fingers Jingle Bells is not on the list) and the message can be repeated ad nauseum for some real embarrassing fun times with her sister later. Priced at $11.99.