Convert your boring old fridge into a super swish ice dispensing, thermostatically cool vending ninja with this Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet. Unfortunately you’ll be waiting at the vend slot a long time if you’re expecting anything to emerge, but you can dream about nacho cheese, chicken wings and gravy, right? $7.99.
And you can bring the joy of the Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet to your home and office, too. Sure it won’t really give your fridge the power to dispense nacho cheese, but it will look like it to all who pass. And they will approach it and desire beer and then frown, when they realize you fooled them. Suckers. Then they will leave, never knowing that there really is beer inside the fridge.