It’s normally around the time you find a comfy spot next to the pool that you’ll realize you need a drink. Having a can of soda would be perfect, but there’s the threat of someone taking your seat while you’re up. Not only that, but once you get your drink, how do you keep your friends from taking sips off of it?
Both of these potential threats would become non-issues if you had the Remote Controlled Armored Drink Carrier. This little water cannon can carry four 12 ounce cans of soda at once, and can respond to your direction from up to 250 feet away. As it has independent left and right wheel controls, it can make three hundred and sixty degree turns with ease. Its on-board water gun has a reservoir that can hold 8 ounces, and fire up to eight feet away. The wheels can retract into the wells, and it has twin propellers that will have it sailing across the water. That way you can either retrieve your drink while in the pool, and sneak up on unsuspecting sunbathers. This will cost you about $100, but is a fun way to keep hydrated while simultaneously partaking in water wars.