We’re actually having trouble thinking of *any* situation where this product would be considered even remotely funny, but we’re honor bound by our sense of civic duty to feature it here for discussion and ridicule. The Right Time Prank Pregnancy Test is guaranteed to always indicate a positive result, no matter what.

That’s right, you can take 10 years off some young scared person’s life, or shatter the dreams of a hopeful wife in one foul stroke. You don’t have to use urine for the test, it will work exactly the same with ordinary tap water. In fact, you could probably stick it in the wedding cake and you’d get a result guaranteed to bring the house down. Or not.

We can see absolutely no situations where this might be a real traumatic prank, and since each box contains two test strips, there’s literally double the opportunity for fun in the right or wrong hands. So off you go, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. Each pack is priced at $20.