‘Mad’ Randy Flann of Milwaukee sends us notification of his RoFo Football Headgear beverage holder. Made of lightweight food plastic and holding 2 liters of liquid. Randy, words fail to express what we’re feeling over here right now. But if we may just say, please do not EVER send us another press release again. Ever. Thank you. $29.95.
The entire RoFo Football Headgear is a wearable lightweight plastic oval shaped jug that is on the head for maximum efficient portability and effective hands-free ambulation of the wearer…the wearer’s head acts as a fulcrum for the encircled beverage. The beverage act as a liquid gyroscope – finding its own level of gravity during the gyrations and twisting of the wearer’s head. While worn on an individual’s head, a second person can simply operate the spigot, and dispense a beverage.