Shooting Cubicle Alarm System. When they say shooting cubicle, they don’t actually. Mean. A. Cubicle. That. Shoots. Honest. Instead you’ll notice from the video that it’s a natty little geek toy that features an infra-red alarm system and a teeny dart shooting thingy that would just about scare the cat. But that’s all right because you’re a passivist vegan holistici rabbit nerd aren’t ya? $39.99.
Each unit has an ever-watchful motion sensor. The first line of defense is lovingly referred to as Alarm 1. When Alarm 1 is tripped two very important things happen. First, it flashes and klaxons to signal an intrusion. But (and this is the kicker) it also arms Alarms 2 and 3 using invisible wireless signals. Alarm 2 also has an audible alarm, but it is louder than Alarm 1. It also will spot the varmint with a red light beam. Alarm 3 is the coolest; when it is tripped two safe (but surprising) missiles will be launched at the now-fleeing interloper. You valuables will be safe, your cubicle will be secure, and your foe will be embarrassed enough to leave your stapler alone for good!