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Slobber Stopper – the safety cover for birthday cakes


Not sure how to do this one. Slobber Stopper is a…um…’reusable cake cover’ which is designed to stop your children breathing their germs over the birthday cake when they blow out the candles.


Everything about this product is classic, simply everything.

The name, the teeny tiny niche market, the concept…oh lawks the concept…the marketing video, the health angle, the idea of sticking burning candles on top of plastic to stay safe, the aesthetics…oh my goodness me…the country of origin, the video (did we mention the video already?)

This is the Plan 9 From Outer Space of health gadgets. In time people will speak in hushed tones about this product as the pinnacle of the global gizmo market, they will hold nostalgic Slobber Party get-togethers, eyes will mist over. Ladies and Gentlemen, Slobber Stopper. They don’t get any better than this. Priced from $5.99.

 Have you ever felt disgusted at the thought of eating a birthday cake that someone just “slobbered” on? Well finally one bright spark has come up with an invention that will literally change the way you think about birthday parties forever. The Slobber Stopper is a collapsible, re-usable and transparent cake cover which holds candles and when placed over a cake, allows the candles to be blown out without “slobber” and other airborne germs ending up on the cake and making you and your kids sick!

1 Comment

  • slobber stopper, not a bad name, but I think Cake Condom is better!

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