The fact is, we don’t pamper ourselves enough. There’s never enough ‘me’ time nowadays, it’s always rush here, hurry there. When was the last time you kicked back, cracked a window and listened to the birds chatter? Yeah see, too long. You know what they say about all work and no play? If you don’t, look it up.

In the meantime, why not indulge yourself with this totally decadent SnackMan Motion Activated Treat Dispenser? Sure it sounds like something you’d give to your dog for Christmas, but think about it. Why should you have to lean over and actually open a box or carton of your favorite addiction? How primitive. With this puppy, all it takes is a wave of your elegantly manicured fingers and voila, out will pop the snack of your choice.

Now the fact that said snack may well be contributing to your early demise is neither here nor there. Live for the moment, we say. Carpe Deum and all that jazz. You can load the thing with up to 6 cups of your favorite snackette, peanuts, sunflower seeds, candy, choc balls, you name it and it will automatically dispense one of 3 user preset serving sizes – ranging from a small handful to a GIMME PIG sized bowlful. Heaven eh?

Available at a totally germ free price of $39.99.