If you really, really have to go out there in that…that….wilderness, with the bears and everything, perhaps you’d better grab one of these on your way. The GPX Solar Flashlight FM Radio with Emergency Siren. ‘Cause you never know when a louder noise than your sobbing will come in handy, right? $29.99.

‘Works as a flashlight and lantern while receiving AM/FM radio broadcasts. Features include heavy-duty dynamo motor for power generation, emergency siren, 3-way rechargeability, solar power, hand-crank to charge dynamo motor, external AC-adapter.’