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Solid silver USB pen.


The Hallmarked Solid Silver 2GB USB 2.0 Ball Pen. So you’re like, there, on the 8th floor, trying to sort out some dumb user’s grubby Dell workstation. He’s giving you the 8th floor glare -as if you give a hoot – and you decide to, like, take him down. So ever so nonchalantly you reach deep into the bowels of your Dominos stained Scott eVest and pull out this puppy. All $850.00 of gleaming white ribbed, hallmarked silver and 2GB loveliness, and insert it into a suitable Dell orifice. Suddenly he’s gaping, you’re whistling tunelessly and hey, all’s right with the world my friend. There is a God.


  • mouhahahah i though it was a sex toy with USB key. Godamn I release a good idea .

  • well, I have a (128) nonsilver pen, it’s a heavy sucker.

    Silver’d tear a pocket right out.

  • goddamn is right olivier. It could be a vibrator with a detachable usb and picture viewer/media player which plugs into the pc and automatically plays the smut while the `user` plays with the other half.

    Quick! get me the patent orifice!

  • sent the link to a friend, and he said 2gb is for kiddies :) and then sent me this link:

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