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Stovokor – the gnarliest Klingon metal band this side of Betelgeuse?

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Stovokor is. The first. And only. Klingon Metal Band. On Earth. We have nothing more to say on the subject. [insert lame Kirk joke here]

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 “…It is said that nothing is darker than the infinite vastness of space…From across this silent void comes STOVOKOR. Five valiant, metal warriors marooned on an insignificant and undeserving planetoid…Armed with a metal forged in the lava of Kri’stak and tempered by the blood of a proud, warrior race. With this metal they shall raise an army of collaborators whose impressionable, corrupt, primate minds shall raise high the banner of terracide. The dawning of a new world order of metal is upon us! The time is at hand to choose your fate: To serve your new masters or die in a futile attempt to defy the Empire. For a species without honor, the choice is clear.”

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