The Antense Anti-Tension Device. Get rid of tension by slipping on a set of headphones to listen to Liberace’s Greatest….what? He’s what? Really? Oh. Anyway these things will apparently cost you around $160.00. We can sense your stress slipping away already, can’t we Frieda?
Your body indicates its stress level by muscle contractions in the forehead, neck and scalp. Using space age patented technology, Antense measures these contractions and instantly converts the signal into a pleasant tone-pitch proportional to the level of muscle tension in your body. By listening in on the tension in your body you can control the pitch using the tone as a guide. By learning to feel how stress changes your body, you will quickly understand how to release that tension and stress and learn how to relax at will.
“space age patented technology”
You mean, like, from the sixties?
Ouch. :-)