Your loved one always one digit away from the dial pad? Permanently checking their screen for incoming messages? Distracted by any nearby ringtone? Then maybe you need to get them a Stressberry as a gift. It probably won’t cure them of their disease, but at least they’ll get the message, loud and clear. LET IT GO AND GET A LIFE! £3.99.
Well, instead of giving yourself a minor fracture, why not squeeze the living heck out of a Stressberry? Modelled on the internet-enabled phone of choice for infuriated cityboys everywhere (surely we don’t have to tell you which one?), it’s a design classic that you can pummel, twist, smack, punch and whack against your forehead without causing a single bit of damage.