Posts by tag: magical+unicorn+mask

Fun & Games March 1, 2012 posted by

Magical Unicorn Mask will either get you promoted at work, or locked up

OK, so this is how it goes. You’re losing popularity around the locale. Your friends are starting to hint that you’re past your best, y’know, just not interesting any more to hang out with. Truth is, you’re missing an indefinable edge, something that’ll get you noticed, generate compliments from the ladies, you can see where I’m going here right? Yep, a Magical Unicorn Mask. That oughta do it. It’s latex with a ‘realistic fur mane’ and is designed specifically to…

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