It has been a great many years since hoisting a boombox on your shoulder was a new “thing”. While the way we play our music has changed over the years, there are still some hilariously large options out there. No one wants to jam out to tunes by themselves on headphones alone, right? If you’re going to turn it up, you may as well have a huge stereo to pump it out.

The Mobile Blastmaster is…well, a boom box on a wagon. This powerhouse of sound has eight Piezo horn tweeters, two 6×9” medium range speakers, and a 12” dual-voice coil subwoofer. There’s a CD player (for those of us that haven’t completely moved to digital just yet), AM/FM radio, a USB port, and a 3.5mm input. There’s a remote so you can control things from farther away, three cup holders on the top, an antenna, bottle opener, and a flagpole mount. On top of the $4,000 it will take to purchase this musical machine, you’ll also need two lead acid 12-volt deep-cycle batteries. Good luck with stopping people from using it as a wagon or wheeling it off.