The Sports Utility Watch. So waddya think, is this the ugliest multi-function watch of all time? Or just the clunkiest? But hey, it’s got an analogue compass and temperature gauge on board, as well as a chronograph and calendar and it’s made of ‘space age’ Titanium, so who’s to say that it won’t make someone a lovely wife? $149.95.
That’s why we call it the SUW -sport utility Watch. It’s as durable as a real SUV, and its design is unlike any seen here before! Its 1.5-by-2-inch rectangle features a one-inch square timepiece that features analog and digital time, a light so there’s always one at the ready, a stopwatch and Japanese movement. Also featured is a fully-functional compass, a thermometer that gives the temperature in Celsius, and a 10-inch genuine leather band.
I think it’s perfect for those who are into airplane or submarine cockpits.
Or those who want to strike a painful punch at a mugger.
Not sure how well it will fit under your sleeve though.