The Pyramid Clock. $15.00.
“Honey, get me a desk clock when you’re out, will ya?”
“Sure thing.”
“And make it one that I can’t possibly read from a distance or understand from up close.”
“Will do.”
“Oh and I don’t want one of those alarm functions on it either, please sweetheart.”
“OK, OK, can I go now?”
A featured analog clock without clock hands. How does it work? Two unusal clock dials rotate counter-clockwise. The top of the clock is the SECOND indicator; second top portion is the MINUTE indicator; third portion is the HOUR indicator; by reading the marker on the base of the clock tells the time.
Honestly, can telling time possibly get any more confusing?
Oh yes, if it’s put under a rock in a dark room with the curtains drawn. That’s probably more confusing. :-)
How about a clock that blinks the time in Morse code – full words, not numerals – backwards when looked from a certain angle? The possibilities are endless.
LOL.