In every couple’s relationship, you find a few quirks here and there that need to be addressed if you want to live together. One of the most common scenarios is who left the toilet seat up. A quick and easy solution is to get a Toilet Seat Lifter. This is very reminiscent of one of those pop-open trash cans, but using it in this kind of a situation is genius.
It’s a very simple device that will raise the toilet seat just enough for you to do your business, then when you let your foot off, it goes back down. Obviously this is aimed at males, but will benefit any household with more than one guy. The reason being that this thing will always remember to close the seat for you. So long as you have a standard toilet, it will mount easily and make it so you never have to touch the seat again. You can make your life easier for only $24.99.
When it falls on your three year old's weenie; he cries, "Kiss it better mommy".
Mommy, 'You're just like your daddy".