The USB Flash Disc With Laser Pointer and LED Light. Designed to ensure that you’ll have three important geek tools close to hand at all times. Point the laser somewhere, shine the light on your hand, or just kick back and download some data. Frankly we’re waiting until they incorporate an alarm clock, MP3 player and Skype phone into one of these puppies. Then we’ll be talking convergence, right?
A bottle opener would be useful too.