This new USB Scrolling LED Screen may well prove to be one of the most significant advances in intra-office communications that has ever been developed. Imagine a world where cubicle dwellers never have to speak to each other again. Where conversations are, by necessity, kept to the barest minimum – in this case 253 characters in length. Where the boss has to wait patiently for you to finish typing before reading your ‘Get Lost I’m worki..’ response. Oh yes. $37.00.

 8 message storage capacity, 5 Scrolling modes with Flash effect. # Can store up to 8 messages, each message 253 characters long. # 8 speed and 3 brightness adjustment. # Scrolling modes: Left, Right, Up, Down, Freeze, Flash. # Message text can be easily programmed by USB cable or using the onboard programming buttons.