It’s an age-old problem. You want to have a room with a Star Wars theme, and your spouse tells you that it isn’t “classy” enough. There are those who might argue the definition of classy, but not you. No, you know exactly what you need, something that clearly shows that you’re a sophisticated geek. You need the Star Wars Imperial Wallpaper.

From a distance, one might think that you’ve decided to cover your wall in some nice vintage Victorian-era wallpaper. However, closer inspection will reveal the busts of Darth Vader, Boba Fett, a stormtrooper and a snowtrooper. These aren’t just flat pieces of wallpaper, either. The busts are actually textured, to provide that authentic antique feel. Unfortunately a single 27” x 180” roll will set you back a whopping $120. I don’t even want to know how much it would cost to cover my office with this fancy paper.